Mommy sez fank mew efurryone.
She an Unkle Mike haff been at odds since Unkle Mike haz been a teen hoomin. He gave EFURRYONE a tuff time wen he wuz a teen hoomin. Da fambly thawt him joining da Meowrines wuld fiks his sorree butt an he'd be nicer. He WUZ nicer (fur about 2 yeers) Den he started treetin Mommy an Antee Jefer lke used kitty litter again. Wen Antee Jefer came outta da closet (so to meow) he wuz REELY meen to her .Mommy finks Unkle Mike wants a purrfekt werld. No sik hoomins, hoomins dat fall in luff with hoomins uv da opposite seks . et catera. He better grow up.