BammerBrat, Wussy Pussy, Bad Boy, Dammit Willow, Pitakins…

Dese are all gwate names! I new dis wud be fun.

I did furget two names Mommy calls me: No Sparkle and Sparkle No. Where she places da NO depends on da urgency of da sitchuation.

I not tell her about Dammit Willow. Hers mite get ideas.

Luff,
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Sparkle Denise McFarkle (aka., Princess Snow Queen)

(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)