Da kits wook up frum dere work and see Unka John walk into da work area wiff a big baskit in one hand and a huge thermos in da ofur. I knew yu'd aww be hungwy, so I made sammiches and nip slaw fur efury. Dere be toona and yegg sawad, roast beast and turkey sammaches and I haff cold catnip iced tea to dwink.
Eat up yu all!
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Nanakuli on O'ahu