This post is PG-13 rated due to sexual content.





No, but seriously though, I'm not trying to be sexual.

I was just wondering how to fufill my pacmans apparent carnal needs. In lay-mens terms, I'm wondering how to get my pacman to stop croaking and be satisfied.



Now, this is going to take a lot of creativity, imagination, and perhaps at times minute and detailed mechanical observations. Don't be afraid to step down now and stop reading.







Now that I've gotten that through with, I'd like to fill you in on a 'touchy' subject. As you may have read in my last post, I own a 8 month old, apparently vocal male albino ornate horned frog. He seems very happy and comfortable in his plastic tank, and seems to croak/chirp/honk quite a lot (described in a previous post).

I cant help but wonder if, and hear me out now, if he might be happier if this urge was sated?



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let me stray from the subject for a second by mentioning my pet Chinchilla, named Skillet. This young exciteable fellow is a very active and often.. well... aroused individual. I found him humping various cat toys and stuffed animals. So now I (and as I've trained my friends to do) supply him with a beanie babie stuffed animal - a buffalo, to be exact. Skillet enjoys this beanie baby so much, just the movie I took of it enjoying its' toy makes some people blush. But, in short, I do have a short mpeg (digital video) of my chinchilla humping a buffalo beanie baby.



Interested parties can visit my photobucket URL here:

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Raven28/?action=view¤t=CIMG3861.flv&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1

If it requires a password, it is "puddles"

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Anyways, I am wondering if this fufilling-of-apparent-male-needs-of-my-pets tactic is possible for my pacman frog?



Could I purchase, perhaps a toy plastic frog and when my frog Grob starts "chirping", just slide it in front of him?

Or would I be a pet-perv? What do you all think?



Half-joking, half-drunk,

BA

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