You never feed me.

Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.

That will sure show you.



You must scratch me there!

Yes, above my tail!

Behold, elevator butt.



The rule for today:

Touch my tail, I shred your hand.

New rule tomorrow.



In deep sleep hear sound

cat vomit hairball somewhere

will find in morning.



Grace personified.

I leap into the window.

I meant to do that.



Blur of motion, then --

silence, me, a paper bag.

What is so funny?



The mighty hunter

Returns with gifts of plump birds --

your foot just squashed one.



You're always typing.

Well, let's see you ignore my

sitting on your hands.



My small cardboard box.

You cannot see me if I

can just hide my head.



Terrible battle.

I fought for hours. Come and see!

What's a 'term paper?'



Small brave carnivores

Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,

Fear vacuum cleaner



I want to be close

to you. Can I fit my head

inside your armpit?



Wanna go outside.

Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!

Let me back inside!



Oh no! Big One

has been trapped by newspaper!

Cat to the rescue!



Humans are so strange.

Mine lies still in bed, then screams;

My claws are not that sharp.
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Cats; Mustard, Frodo, Ted, Eddie Poe, Puck, Ted, Todd, Fessig, Marla, Bill, Darlene, and mama cat.



Snakes; Mickey, Fido, Dead, Samson, Delalah, Jack Straw, Phobia, Tuesday, Tweeker, Elizard, Cmaeo, and babies.



Ferret; Cricket.



Dog; Stryder



etc..........

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