We dunna, this (in)hooman is a'tryin' to kill us! She all but stepped on Kahlua; did step on a paw earlier and bumped Brandy, as well.

We knows SamM survived 18 years here but we'se afraid we won't make 18 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!

Waaaahhh!

Is she an evil monster tryin' to murder us?

She SAYS she never had to watch for kitty paws or tail afore this because SamM was so vocal she always knew where he was because he was always yappin' his mouth.

Can we help it iffen we pad around on silent kitty paws? And no way would we consider wearing jingly jangly bells around our necks.

And she tried to shock Kahlua a coupla times too - givin' her a kitty kiss after walking across the carpet. She laffed, sort of, and apologized and Kahlua was nice enuff to forgive her.

But I dunno - first she walks on kits, then she shocks them, pours stuff into Brandy's ears - and - and TORTURED my siskit as well.

Tortured!

Brandy was squeaking and squirming with liddle whimpers...it were so heartbreakin' Supposedly, hah, she was gettin' her clawsies trimmed but poor siskit was all but cryin' and skeered.

Is there a trade-in program for da hoomins? Is there a Sheriff in MVC, or even a kitsocialwelfare dept?

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Da 2 liquor gurls, Kahlua and Brandy, and Val. In da memory of SamM who has his paws full now wit all the kits that were running rampant over da odder side of da bridge before he arrived. Oh, oh, I tink he just paw-slapped Deputy Pepper.

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