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RE: Kood yew purr n purray fer my mama??

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Posted by: SpenceBailey at Sun Dec 23 22:26:41 2012  [ Report Abuse ] [ Email Message ] [ Show All Posts by SpenceBailey ]  
   

Ya know...it SO sad wen hoomins akt stoopid! (We not meowin bout YOU Farkas' Mommy)
But Grampa's bruvver's wife ALWAZE drew a wedge batween Grampa's pawrents. An cuz uv dat da bruvver suffured (You'd fink he'd strap on a pare, but NO ,he went along wiff whut hiz wife meowed) Dey had 3 boys .Grate Gramma usedta meow "I'd neber know who dey were if I saw dem on da street." Well last yeer wen Mommy faberite Antee (Antee Kaffy) went to da Hoomin Bridge Mommy's cuzzin thawt dat her Unkle wuld like to know since she wuz his his sifur an' awl. Ya know da response she got? : "Oh whut a shame. She wuz a nice ladee/" Mommy wuz HISS SPITTIN MAD! Antee Kaffy wuz his SISFUR! Not an old ladee frum da old naypurrhood dat gived him cookies an milk wen he wuz a lil kid! Mommy SERIUSLY wishes she culd rite him a lettur meowing him whut she thawt uv him but furst uv awl her feelings wuld get in da way an sekund uv awl his wife (she REFOOZES to call her ANT) wuld reed it and it wuld cause a BIG war!!(Sumtimes Mommy butts in wen she not sapozed to)
Luff,
Spencer


   

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