>>Lately Mommy has been strict. She yelled at me for climbing the drapes, then I knocked her camera off the table (didn't break it, just made the batteries fall out. She told me that I was "guilty as sin". I think that was rude.
>>She also told me to switch to decaf (I don't even drink coffee) and then had the nerve to tell me to grow up and get a job! Can you believe it?! All these rules she's giving me. I'm just a kitten, what does she expect? I'm insulted right now, so I think I'll go off and pout.Or beat up my toys some more.
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>>Lucky

Outrageous! First of all, every house and its contents belong to the cat that rules it. Therefore, you have every right to do whatever you want with anything she leaves within your range to play with. If it gets broken, well then she shouldn't have left it where you could get it, should she! Last but not least, your job is to rule the household as a benevolent dictator, nap and play regularly, and eat treats. Didn't your mommy read the "Being Owned by a Cat Handbook?"

Purrs,

BamBam
shaking her head at these mommies who so foolishly think that THEY make the rules



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