I agree, Sparkle. In my professional opinion, this is clear-cut case of libel.

First of all, any and all fault for the failure of this project was your Mommy's for attempting to expect you to behave like an unpaid volunteer cat food commercial in the first place; and even more so that she would expect you to do so right after filling your belly.

Further, for her to call you a diva was simply outrageous! Was this your assignment? No! Was it even your idea to help her do this? NO! She did not ask you if you were willing to help her with it, either; she just assumed you would do what she wanted. That is the height of human arrogance! Profuse apologies and copious amounts of treats are in order here.

Do you agree with this plan? If that is okay, let me know and I will prepare letter. Also, if there is any additional damages you would like to demand, let me know.

Purrs,

BamBam, Esquire
always on the job for her friends



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BamBam, Cuddles and Calley
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

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