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Posted by: madisonrecords at Fri Feb 3 08:05:34 2006   [ Email Message ] [ Show All Posts by madisonrecords ]  
   

of " watered down Mexican Cerveza. " Gus, Corona is a luxury Beer, if you are going to consume; " liquid bread " while working, let it be Budweiser " The King of Beer " massed produce by " Anheiser Bush, St. Louis Missouri. " See, when a man is working, there is a formula that must be kept sacred, if you are to graduate to the ranks of " Red Neck. " Hank Williams Sr. or Jr, playing on the radio, a ball cap with a racing team of some kind on your head to keep it from blistering and a Cold Beeding Bud, while you smell the familiar aroma of Momma cooking Southern Fried Chicken and your best friend " we will say T.V. " standing in the background not doing a single thing, but telling you how he could do it better.This formula cannot be wavered from to much or you will be just another one of those " High Society Snobs from the Trailer Park. " You may teach me how to breed Boas one day, but hopefully I will teach you how to upgrade your Social Standard, so you can be a " High Roller " like the rest of us Southeasterners. Ha!.........Your Buddy.....John Clovis Cletus Elmore tewilliker Fusnotty Johnson the third.


   

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