Upon the purchase of my new 6' 2003 Arabasque Female 100% het albino, I've come to realize that I am in over my head financially. I cannot keep up with everything life is throwing at me in the way of my sports car (2000 Camaro SS), snakes, and women. So I have come up with a way to eliminate and consolidate my bills.

FOR SALE:

0.1 sub-adult girlfriend

-5'6", 20 years of age

- Result of a Mexican/Irish Cross-breeding, Very appealing to the eye

- Good healthy weight, thick, but not fat

- High Maintenance, not suitable for beginners

- Attitude like a chainsaw, happens like clockwork, I've noticed it to be monthly ovulations

- Strikes at will

- Sweet as can be when in need of attention

- Diet consists of anything that takes no less than 45 mins to prepare

- Very Stubborn breeder

- Comes with all essential supplies and paperwork forms of Identification

Terms Of Sale:
MUST TAKE OVER PAYMENTS!!!!

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