Upon the purchase of my new 6' 2003 Arabasque Female 100% het albino, I've come to realize that I am in over my head financially. I cannot keep up with everything life is throwing at me in the way of my sports car (2000 Camaro SS), snakes, and women. So I have come up with a way to eliminate and consolidate my bills.

FOR SALE:

0.1 sub-adult girlfriend

-5'6", 20 years of age

- Result of a Mexican/Irish Cross-breeding, Very appealing to the eye

- Good healthy weight, thick, but not fat

- High Maintenance, not suitable for beginners

- Attitude like a chainsaw, happens like clockwork, I've noticed it to be monthly ovulations

- Strikes at will

- Sweet as can be when in need of attention

- Diet consists of anything that takes no less than 45 mins to prepare

- Very Stubborn breeder

- Comes with all essential supplies and paperwork forms of Identification

Terms Of Sale:
MUST TAKE OVER PAYMENTS!!!!

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• a solution to my female dilema - NUCCIZ_BOAS, Wed Apr 5 01:00:44 2006
• a night on the couch.... haha.... NP - NUCCIZ_BOAS, Wed Apr 5 01:05:30 2006
• LMAO. Nominated for post of the month. - Randall_Turner, Wed Apr 5 01:12:26 2006
• RE: LMAO. Nominated for post of the month. - Dani_Girl, Wed Apr 5 12:08:45 2006
• Will you take 1/2 cash 1/2 trade??? - michaelburton, Wed Apr 5 01:32:47 2006
• PICS ???? - koky6869, Wed Apr 5 06:26:01 2006
• RE: a solution to my female dilema - pyboa, Wed Apr 5 07:23:37 2006
• RE: a solution to my female dilema - porsche, Wed Apr 5 07:45:09 2006
• Great way to start the morning... - jasongonzo, Wed Apr 5 09:59:51 2006
• I suppose....... - rainbowsrus, Wed Apr 5 11:01:50 2006
• Taking my bows..... - NUCCIZ_BOAS, Wed Apr 5 18:19:23 2006
• I couldn't resist....... - rainbowsrus, Wed Apr 5 18:57:17 2006
• WIR = Week In Review - jasongonzo, Thu Apr 6 13:53:17 2006