here's the actual link, or for those of us who are too lazy to click it, just read below, here's the "AD" everybody has been hearing about. It was so good, it's worth posting again!



http://forums.kingsnake.com/viewarch.php?id=1049361,1049361&key=2006





ENJOY!





Upon the purchase of my new 6' 2003 Arabasque Female 100% het albino, I've come to realize that I am in over my head financially. I cannot keep up with everything life is throwing at me in the way of my sports car (2000 Camaro SS), snakes, and women. So I have come up with a way to eliminate and consolidate my bills.



FOR SALE:



0.1 sub-adult girlfriend



-5'6", 20 years of age



- Result of a Mexican/Irish Cross-breeding, Very appealing to the eye



- Good healthy weight, thick, but not fat



- High Maintenance, not suitable for beginners



- Attitude like a chainsaw, happens like clockwork, I've noticed it to be monthly ovulations



- Strikes at will



- Sweet as can be when in need of attention



- Diet consists of anything that takes no less than 45 mins to prepare



- Very Stubborn breeder



- Comes with all essential supplies and paperwork forms of Identification



Terms Of Sale:

MUST TAKE OVER PAYMENTS!!!!

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