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NUCCIZ_BOAS
at Sun Apr 23 17:49:35 2006 [ Email Message ] [ Show All Posts by NUCCIZ_BOAS ]
here's the actual link, or for those of us who are too lazy to click it, just read below, here's the "AD" everybody has been hearing about. It was so good, it's worth posting again! 
http://forums.kingsnake.com/viewarch.php?id=1049361,1049361&key=2006
ENJOY!
Upon the purchase of my new 6' 2003 Arabasque Female 100% het albino, I've come to realize that I am in over my head financially. I cannot keep up with everything life is throwing at me in the way of my sports car (2000 Camaro SS), snakes, and women. So I have come up with a way to eliminate and consolidate my bills.
FOR SALE:
0.1 sub-adult girlfriend
-5'6", 20 years of age
- Result of a Mexican/Irish Cross-breeding, Very appealing to the eye
- Good healthy weight, thick, but not fat
- High Maintenance, not suitable for beginners
- Attitude like a chainsaw, happens like clockwork, I've noticed it to be monthly ovulations
- Strikes at will
- Sweet as can be when in need of attention
- Diet consists of anything that takes no less than 45 mins to prepare
- Very Stubborn breeder
- Comes with all essential supplies and paperwork forms of Identification
Terms Of Sale:
MUST TAKE OVER PAYMENTS!!!!
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- WEEK IN REVIEW (its been a while, more) - carl3, Sat Apr 22 02:02:31 2006
- very cool Carl, it is nice to... - davel, Sat Apr 22 02:31:00 2006
- My girlfriend and I are soooo thrilled! - michaelburton, Sat Apr 22 04:22:29 2006
- Good to have you back... - sdi, Sat Apr 22 06:40:31 2006
- Always a pleasure... - Psycodelic, Sat Apr 22 08:14:01 2006
- BEST ONE YET!!! FANTASTIC..You have to.. - DavidKendrick, Sat Apr 22 10:31:32 2006
- Good Stuff Jason - PanamaRed, Sat Apr 22 12:09:12 2006
- Thanks Jason! I Love the WIR - ChristianC, Sat Apr 22 12:41:41 2006
- WooHoo Mr. Motley and I made the WIR.... - vcaruso15, Sat Apr 22 15:40:30 2006
- Great stuff! Thanks again. np - pgoss, Sat Apr 22 16:08:17 2006
- RE: WEEK IN REVIEW (its been a while, more) - slithering_serpents, Sat Apr 22 17:32:22 2006
- RE:so,,,MY POST SUCKED ,,,,HUH!!!! - toine, Sun Apr 23 04:43:19 2006
 The Archive everybody wants.... - NUCCIZ_BOAS, Sun Apr 23 17:49:35 2006
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