First off the whole satin sheet thing... Come on, Gabbys need flannel. Also, the gentle ambient music??? The reptile brain needs some rhythm to get into the swing of things. Then, what's with the wine? Any idiot should know that snakes prefer milk (see post on woman marrying the snake in India) and honey cakes if you have them (See ancient references to sacred serpents kept in temples). Lastly, in my opinion, the bite to the hindquarters was just an attempt to get your Kundalini serpent to rise from the root chakra.
In all, an honorable attempt, but you really should educate yourself on appropriate husbandry techniques. I would strongly recommend "Ophiolatrea" which is online in text form.
Take care.



-----
Amor et Lux,
Ron

"The gods tolerate the human race for no other reason than our talent for . It's the only thing about us that doesn't bore them to tears" Tom Robbins "Villa Incognito"

[ Hide Replies ]

• Post the dumbest thing you’ve ever done - Upscale, Sat Jun 3 19:27:24 2006
• Actually, pinning and grabbing it was... - Carmichael, Sat Jun 3 22:07:17 2006
• RE: Post the dumbest thing you’ve ever done - mchambers, Sun Jun 4 11:07:17 2006
• RE: Post the dumbest thing you’ve ever done - Psych4277, Sun Jun 4 11:44:18 2006
• RE: Post the dumbest thing you’ve ever done - yoyoing, Sun Jun 4 17:16:01 2006
• LOL n/p - FrankR, Sun Jun 4 18:25:19 2006
• RE: Post the dumbest thing you’ve ever done - Fredhammes, Sun Jun 4 18:30:47 2006
• RE: Some basic errors but easy solutions - nechushtan, Mon Jun 5 12:47:56 2006
• RE: Post the dumbest thing you’ve ever done - calsnakes, Sun Jun 4 11:49:32 2006
• 2 stories, one mine, one not - guttersnacks, Wed Jun 7 00:15:57 2006
• RE: Post the dumbest thing you’ve ever done - chris jones, Tue Jun 13 07:58:05 2006