this is intended for entertainment(even though for me it's just a little too true) please feel free to add a few of your own funny experiences and daily tiny sacrifices to my list. =)
-you evaluate your paycheck in terms of how many snakes and rats/mice/rabbits you can buy with it
-you carry pictures of your favorite snakes in your wallet
-you have ever been caught refering to your snakes as your "babies"
-you often carry on entire conversations with your scaly friends
-your dream job is reptile breeder
-your friends are scared to look in your freezer
-you sometimes wish you literally could sell your soul for the latest morph
-you are totally up to date on the latest morphs, but you have no idea what's happening in the middle east
-you spend the majority of your free time on kingsnake.com or perusing the sites of the top breeders to see what's new
-your shoes can talk and you need to fix your car, but you have been putting it off for months just so you can afford another snake.
-you would rather meet Bob Clark than Jackie Chan
-you often get into heated discussions about the ethics of venamoids
-you can never bring yourself to throw away an issue of Reptiles magazine

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