1. Sterilite tub sales at Wal-Mart are exciting events in your life.

2. When you boss "gives you the hook" you think it's an invitation to go field herping.

3. The freezer is off limits to your in-laws while they are visiting.

4. When someone tells you, "You've got balls", you reply "Yeah, three, and they're pastel yellow."

5. You fall asleep to the sounds of crickets and tree frogs, and you live in a high rise apartment building.

6. You seriously consider applying for that preapproved credit card to finance your herp addiction--for the fourth time.

7. You've seriously researched finding a 12 step program for this addiction.

8. You are delighted that you've yet to find one.

9. Your husband slides up next to you in bed with romance on his mind, and you murmur, "Honey, I think something's escaped from it's enclosure."

Hee-hee!
althea

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