1. Sterilite tub sales at Wal-Mart are exciting events in your life.

2. When you boss "gives you the hook" you think it's an invitation to go field herping.

3. The freezer is off limits to your in-laws while they are visiting.

4. When someone tells you, "You've got balls", you reply "Yeah, three, and they're pastel yellow."

5. You fall asleep to the sounds of crickets and tree frogs, and you live in a high rise apartment building.

6. You seriously consider applying for that preapproved credit card to finance your herp addiction--for the fourth time.

7. You've seriously researched finding a 12 step program for this addiction.

8. You are delighted that you've yet to find one.

9. Your husband slides up next to you in bed with romance on his mind, and you murmur, "Honey, I think something's escaped from it's enclosure."

Hee-hee!
althea

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• You Might be a Herper if - atherisquamigera, Mon Aug 21 21:32:20 2006
• RE: You Might be a Herper if - adamjeffery, Mon Aug 21 22:07:42 2006
• RE: You Might be a Herper if - rainbowsrus, Mon Aug 21 22:18:56 2006
• if you pray for blue balls...... - adamjeffery, Tue Aug 22 22:41:37 2006
• RE: You Might be a Herper if - Herp_Whisperer, Tue Aug 22 01:37:13 2006
• Oh, Oh, I know that answer..... - rainbowsrus, Tue Aug 22 04:10:11 2006
• RE: Oh, Oh, I know that answer..... - herp_whisperer, Tue Aug 22 18:42:33 2006
• RE: Oh, Oh, I know that answer..... - LarryF, Thu Aug 24 20:01:31 2006
• RE: Oh, Oh, I know that answer..... - herp_whisperer, Thu Aug 24 23:06:15 2006
• RE: You Might be a Herper if - addictedtoherps, Tue Aug 22 13:35:09 2006
• RE: You Might be a Herper if - markg, Tue Aug 22 18:28:49 2006
• RE: You Might be a Herper if - althea, Tue Aug 22 23:43:30 2006
• RE: If you dream in green! - epidemic, Thu Aug 24 14:23:13 2006
• RE: You Might be a Herper if - yoyoing, Thu Aug 24 18:09:46 2006
• RE: You Might be a Herper if - reako45, Fri Sep 1 00:29:15 2006