www.ISpendAllMyTimeEating.com

www.IamPregnant.com

and my favorites...

www.BrianKoldSchlitz#itchSlappedMeLikeAGirl.com
and the follow up sites - www.ICriedLikeAGirl.com, www.pleasepleasedonthurtme.com, www.milkendattitty.com and www.whatisthatstinkonme.com

Ian as you know is a Great, Great Man.... So, he does not bother to contact minions and people smaller than 10 to the negative ninth = 10 X -9 = Nano minion = insignificant = your money was taken from your five year old child's piggybank = please go away and buy some crickets for your wife to eat!

At this time I know he is busy being much too important, his publicist does not have time for people who make less than six figures. He is tired of being stalked by customers and he is thinking about forgoing customers and looking only to deal with educated clients with PHD's or higher.

If you are interested in contacting him please transfer your opening offer balance into his escrow account and complete a customer application form. Upon examination of your COMPLETE ASSetts and monies held in Escrow he may contact you with your Unhappy Meal ticket.

Best of luck,


SATAN


>>www.igotsomuchmoneyidontanswer.com
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>>or
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>>www.yourbusinessaintneeded.com
>>
>>or
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>>www.igotmoremoneythanbhb.com
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>> Love ya Ian,
>>
>> Brian Potter
>>Link
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• Ian G. contact info needed - SPJ01, Sun Feb 18 16:49:13 2007
• www.idontanswermyphone.com or try....... - BrianPotter, Tue Feb 20 08:30:13 2007
• You also forgot... - EVILMORPHGOD, Tue Feb 20 08:58:35 2007
• AMEN.....and - rkreptiles, Tue Feb 20 16:54:23 2007
• That's Great!!!.......LMAO..........n/p - coldbloodaddict, Tue Feb 20 10:07:28 2007