You might be a herper if......



you have a really hard time liking people who don't like your snakes



your potential boyfriend MUST like your snakes (otherwise it's not even to be considered)



you have ever considered giving up ice cream so that you can store more mice. (or have considered buying a larger freezer for that express purpose) ___Already did this :P



you talk your snakes often



you have ever used the phrase "Mom! can you help me restrain my snake while I get its teeth out of my skin!"



you think a newborn clutch of mucusy bloody snakes is cute___ ADORABLE!!!



your snakes cages are considerably cleaner than your own room___I can always find what I need around the snakes, for underwear I have to put on a dive suit and leave a trail of bread crumbs



you post on kingsnake when you get bored, and sometimes even while your boyfriend is waiting to take you out to dinner



You are more concerned about your snakes having mites than your boyfriend breaking his ankle!



The crickets keep you up at night



you know what the following mean CB/WC/LTC, 1.2



you spend more money on crickets and rodents than you do on your own food



you're known as the "snake lady" at work



people offer you the reptiles that they dont want anymore



you have your favorite snake tattoed on your body



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Jess

2.4 adult brazilian rainbows

1.1 baby BRBs born 6/18

1.0 normal corn

1.0 african brown house snake

0.1 hypo Boa constrictor

0.1 normal ball python

2.3.1 crested geckos

1.1 western hognoses

0.2 kitties Marina (aka Mayhem)and Chaos

1.0 boyfriend to keep me spoiled

1.1 paranoid parents "too many snakes!"

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