I am sure that, other than him being a dick when scurrying up a bear, he is a relatively cool dog. I did, however meet one of Bob's evil relatives this morning at my office that would make any other Jack Russell look like a saint. For those that don't know, I have been a veterinary technician for 12 years now and work at a local hospital in my hometown. I bring this new client into the room and she places her female Jack Russell terrier on the exam room table. We turn the dog around to get a rectal temperature before I am to get blood for a heartworm test. As soon as the thermometer barely touches this dog's ass, she comes unglued, turning into a holy terror. In an instant, piss, crap and anal glands are flying through the air in every direction. And without any notice the dog quickly turns around and sinks her teeth into my neck before I even had a chance to react. And believe you me, with field collecting and maintaining hot snakes for years, you naturally develop quick reflexes. The little bastard was faster than any venomous snake I had ever come across. So in a nut shell, I grab the dog by the throat and (gently...LOL) lay the dog down on the table. The funny thing was is that my facial expressions did not change during this 2 or 3 second ordeal. With the owner screaming, and me holding her dog down and bleeding from my neck, I smile and simply tell her..."your dog isn't very nice." The look on that lady's face was priceless.

So Bob....your not that much of a dick no matter what Cole says..

Nathan

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