Post 'em if you got 'em. And if you ain't got 'em,even better. Make some up and post 'em anyway. Here's mine:



A wealthy bufonid from Texas

kept a swamp in the back of his Lexus.

Though the road, it was dry,

when a girl toad hopped by,

invitations he'd croak for amplexus.



There was a Spilotes pullatus

who grew hair on his serpentine patus.

In the front it was short,

but the back, they report,

was a massive Missouri mulletus.



If a herper you are, then you know a

story of that most famed redtailed boa.

Though he seemed an odd morph,

one dark night, one fat dwarf

asked "Won't you guide my sleigh where to go-a?"



A burrowing sandfish leucistic

asked an Indian spiritual mystic:

"I am so very pale;

was my soul Moby Whale?"

"Nah. Your sole was a Mrs. Paul's fish stick."
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0.1 Coastal Carpet Python (Boots)

0.1 Western Hognose Snake (Bebe)

0.1 Cane Toad (Hengo)

0.1 White-Banded Sheen Skink (Minerva)

1.0 Northern Diamondback Terrapin (Queequeg)

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• Herpetology Limericks - JackAsp, Thu Feb 21 19:25:56 2008