first it will be registration, then mandatory microchipping, then.........oooh its an assault snake, no legitimate use, ban it.
big snakes will go first, then hots.. soon all we'll be left with is garter snakes. ooh and ban all hybrid/morph snakes we don't want frankensnakes running around god knows what's in their dna. could be rattlesnake genes in there somewhere. and it really is for our own good really......
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..1 Jayne "The Hero of Canton", Ball Python
..1 Edmund Slackbladder, Mexican Kingsnake
..1 El Diablo "They haven't built a cage I can't get out of" Pueblan Milksnake
(Currently serving 25 to life in a Maryland Supermax
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Me; And finally monsieur a wafer thin pinkie
El Diablo: blaggh
Me: ah sir its only 1 leetle pink one
ED: ahh, sod off! I'm full
Me: ah sir hmm? its only wafer thin?
ED: bah! i couldn't eat another thing I'm absolutely stuffed. bugger off!
Me: ah sir, sir just ...just one......?
ED: ok just one
Me just the one.
Me: voila!
Me: bon appetite!.......

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