The turtle's gonna have to go into Witness Protection. And you know the turtle's being pushed into this. He lives out there in the woods with all the plants and trees and other forest life. He doesn't wanna "rat" out one of his fellow perfect creations of Nature. I wonder what the pigs have on the turtle that they're hangin over his head?

(Can tell I'm not even done with my morning coffee yet. Or could it still be a little of "the suspect" left over from last night, still clasping me in it's evil, debilitating claws of debauchery? Hmmm.)

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• way off topic,but hilarious.. - Coldthumb, Tue Aug 5 18:27:41 2008
• RE: way off topic,but hilarious.. - weebeasties, Tue Aug 5 18:43:26 2008
• RE: way off topic,but hilarious.. - ginebig, Tue Aug 5 21:03:28 2008
• That's astounding. - RyanT, Tue Aug 5 21:53:14 2008
• RE: That's astounding. - chonjoepython, Tue Aug 5 23:39:06 2008
• great - jyohe, Wed Aug 6 07:15:37 2008
• Haha. I was thinking that too. - RyanT, Wed Aug 6 08:43:59 2008