You've ever right side outed a shed and pressed it flat so you could save it.



You're dragging bags of reptile waste with you to dispose of in a public garbage can because yours is already full of the same.



Talk turns to balls and it's NOT a lewd/nasty conversation. (just filled with double entendres)



You can't figure out how to program the VCR but it takes only seconds to program any thermostat.



Entire rooms of your house are dedicated to your scaley friends.



Rooms in your house are not enough so you convert either your garage or basement into another herp room.



You add circuits to your house wiring to support the extra load of all the cage heaters.



Your digital camera has taken tens of thousands of images yet only hundreds of them include people. (not counting the ones of your hand holding a snake)



You consider Punnet squares to be like first grade math - something everyone should know and be able to do in their heads.



You've EVER been asked to remove a "poisonous" snake from any situation and your first response is "there's no such thing as a poisonous snake, only venomous!" Followed up by you removing the "poisonous" gopher/king/garter/milk etc. snake.







Wishing everyone a great holiday season and may all your pairings be fruitful ones.



Come on, y'all must know more of these..... Post em!!!
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Thanks,





Dave Colling



www.rainbows-r-us-reptiles.com







0.1 Wife (WC and still very fiesty)

0.2 kids (CBB, a big part of our selective breeding program)



LOL, to many snakes to list, last count:

26.49 BRB

20.21 BCI

And those are only the breeders



lots.lots.lots feeder mice and rats

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