Uh..

Vikings don´t make good senators for altruistic civilizations I think. And besides, my helmet got broken when my polar bear by mistake sat on it. I could try to glue it back together though, just need to find some spit & grit and some duct tape, steel wire, a pair of pliers and a pinch of motivation. You point in the right direction, then we mayhem with them..



My sword is kinda blunt after I tried to slay a stone-golem with it but I still have some venom to deliver through the split in my tongue but I fear I´m not very accurate in my sight, so sometimes I end up gobbling on the rhino´s butt in stead of the tender end of the yummy AR activist. That´s no fun! Especially when the rhinos get offended and come after you with steam blowing out of their nostrils. It´s a heart shattering experience...

I fear if we gather the vikings and march into battle there will be some collateral damage an all cases. Either that or the enemy will run away from the battle before the real fight even starts, sometimes they do that in order to come back stronger than before.

I don´t mean to question you judgement colonel but in respect to risk analysis.. vikings, being the senseless brute barbarians that they are, may create more of a mayhem than we like to think.. But still... if the route of diplomacy is shot to bits... we might just as well board the viking ships and start the brewing of some of Crutchfields magic master mayhem, or even the more domesticated variant, responsible rage without recession.

I will need to check my insurance policy to make sure that there are no road blocks on the way to viking heaven.

According to the saga, Viking warriors who die in battle go to Valhalla, where they get to engage in battle and slay pigs and other idiots every single day. And if they die in battle, they still get to wake up the next day, to repeat the merries of pig-slaying mayhem all over again.



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