So I know its a pretty funny question.. LOL! But how can I avoid getting crapped on? I swear more waste ends up on me than the bottom of his cage. I hold him daily so I am aware that's part of the problem.. LOL. Is there any pattern? I feed at the same time every week.. And what do you do when he is huge and needs to relieve himself? Im going to need a carpet shampooer.

thanks

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