I'll be sure to have a steak on monday and I'll eat it rare. I'd eat a bison steak but they are harder to come by in my area these days. It's too bad Ted Nugent doesn't market Jerky he could call it "uncle ted's jerky" I would definitely eat that on their stupid meatless mondays.
I used to work at a humane society that was infiltrated with these types of animal whackos. Believe it or not and I swear to God I am not making this up. They are opposed to fruit salad, I always thought that's what the hell they ate but when I heard this and inquired I was told it was because fruit salad contains marshmallows and I guess they are made out of animal protein. I'm a creative guy but I just couldn't make that one up if I tried. Those people are ridiculous. I was at the point before I quit that I swore if I heard the phrase "you shouldn't eat anything with a face" one more frackin' time, I was going to draw a smiley face with ketchup on one of my hamburgers at lunch and eat it in front of them.

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