I don't take turtles home. I just take them to the otherside of the road if I have time and if they look like they may get hit. I do the same with snakes. I was actually trying to get a timber rattler across the road last spring and this ignorant [bleep] went around me and went slow enough so she could poke her head out of the window and make sure she ran over its head. OMFG I got so freaking heated about that. I wanted to chase her ass down and give her a curby so she knew what the snake went through. Stupid people in the south think think this, imagine in a deep southern accent: “Oh my gawd, it's a snake, keel it! It's the devil. Chawp it's ead off with at shovel o'er dere. Naw I got some'in for its ace. Go get da shotgun Billy I blow dat mu-f'ers ead of hehe.” That's probably accurate. Even some guys down here scream like 5 year old girls if there's one in the house. It's a shame. Hey, idiots, those snakes take care of your rodent infestations.

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