I don't take turtles home. I just take them to the otherside of the road if I have time and if they look like they may get hit. I do the same with snakes. I was actually trying to get a timber rattler across the road last spring and this ignorant went around me and went slow enough so she could poke her head out of the window and make sure she ran over its head. OMFG I got so freaking heated about that. I wanted to chase her ass down and give her a curby so she knew what the snake went through. Stupid people in the south think think this, imagine in a deep southern accent: “Oh my gawd, it's a snake, keel it! It's the devil. Chawp it's ead off with at shovel o'er dere. Naw I got some'in for its ace. Go get da shotgun Billy I blow dat mu-f'ers ead of hehe.” That's probably accurate. Even some guys down here scream like 5 year old girls if there's one in the house. It's a shame. Hey, idiots, those snakes take care of your rodent infestations.

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