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amazondoc
at Sun Jul 4 12:26:06 2010 [ Email Message ] [ Show All Posts by amazondoc ]
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
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What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
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Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
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0.1 Peruvian rainbow boa (Amaru)
2.0 Brazilian rainbow boas (Arco, Olho)
0.3 Honduran milksnakes (Chicchan, Chanir, Hari)
1.0 Thayeri kingsnake (Coatl)
0.0.1 Mexican black kingsnake (TBA)
2.7 corns (Cetto, Tolosa, Uce, TBA)
1,000,000.1,000,000 other critters
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