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wireptile
at Wed Aug 25 09:21:25 2010 [ Email Message ] [ Show All Posts by wireptile ]
I am not a genius or clairvoyant, but I think I know what happens next:
1. Animal Control finds snakes in plastic storage boxes and charges owner with animal cruelty and confiscates all animals, and trashes house in the process, and create a huge public spectacle in the neighborhood. Media hyenas sensationalize incident beyond anything believable and slander all exotic animal owners in the process.
2. Building inspector declares trashed house a neighborhood public health hazard unfit for habitation and orders it condemned and razed.
3. Animal control bills owner $250000 for maintaining his reptiles.
4. Owner has to liquidate all assets and goes broke paying for legal defense.
5. American Psychiatric Association declares reptile hoarding to be an epidemic psychiatric disorder associated with deviant sex, drugs, and miscellaneous criminal behavior.
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Does anyone have any additions or corrections?
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