First MN, now PA, whats next? This is becoming a huge national emergency!
I am now writing to all my reps in congress and sending them these links and my resume and suggesting that a new federal agency needs to be formed and that with my expertise I should be appointed to the position of National Reptile Czar to save all of these panicked people from heart attacks. I will establish State Reptile Czar agencies in each state to address these problems and devise effective strategies to save everyone from these dangerous animals.
Does this sound like a plan?

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