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EvilMorphgod
at Sun Jul 15 07:40:32 2012 [ Email Message ] [ Show All Posts by EvilMorphgod ]
McDonald!!!
At least he may read it and write a response that makes sense.....
"I'm SO sorry to hear about your UNHAPPY Happy Meal Experience!
It has always been McDonalds intent to feed people good wholesome food via drive thrus, counter service and our dumpsters. In this struggling economy we will make every effort possible to open our dumpsters to the needy and the hungry. We will no longer be including child toys in our Happy Meals, we are now announcing that in each and EVERY Happy Meal we will include a TOOL to put unemployed Americans(and vagrants) back to work. Screwdrivers,wrenches, pliers to name a few will be supplied as part of your meal experience.
America, we are behind you .100% !!
As an extra bonus we are donating this .100% proceed from each and every "We're Unhappy Meals because they are trying to make us Work" to unravel the riddles of American Obesity and Diabetes!
From the assistant desk of the Hamburgerler to Ronald McDonald, we are behind you!!!"
....watching to see if you dropped your wallet!
SATAN
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Next time write RONALD - EvilMorphgod, Sun Jul 15 07:40:32 2012