Has anyone ever seen "The Jerk?" It's one of my favorite movies...can't beat steve martin saying "Things were never easy for me...I was born a poor black child"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Anyway...I'm trying to remember the correct wording of the phonebook spiel b/c I can't find it written correctly anywhere online and I'm too lazy to try to find the spot in the movie...lol Does anyone know exactly how it goes???



Here's one of the good quotes just for the hell of it...not that the entire movie isn't just one long hilarious quote...LOL (my fav part is the "and that's all I need!" part!!!):

"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half... I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it."
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Christina







Leopard Gecko Morph Descriptions



2.3 leos

-0.1 tangerine het rainwater albino w/jungle background (Blinkers)

-0.2 jungles (Vahz & Skissor)

-1.0 tremper albino (Spitfire)

-1.0 tangerine rainwater albino (Bronx)



-ignorance is not to be punished when one is trying to gain knowledge...what scares me is the vast number of people who, when given the information to gain knowledge, choose to ignore it.

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• WAAAY OT...but I can't think of the dang thing for the life of me!! - StinaUIUC, Tue Apr 20 01:48:40 2004