$1 million : Paying a cast to be in your movie

$250,000 : The equipment needed for your movie

$75,000 : Marketing your movie

Asking a Eskimo to do fact checking for your Anaconda movie : Priceless



A few funny non-snake Facts: If attacked by a animal, the throttle of boat you are driving reverses, ie pulling back goes forward. Spiders bite the INSTANT they touch your skin. Crocodiles, if attacked, stay on the surface of the water.



Anaconda males reach upwards of 30 feet. They live in Borneo. They enjoy chasing prey. They move lightning fast (not strikes, their entire movement). They like to grab their prey and/or other items and shake them around and run around with it, then maybe coil it up. 30 foot snakes have to puke up small meals to be able to move again, unless needed to show a dead person inside a dead snake. Bamboo houses can hold Ancondas that are well over 30 feet long. Breeding balls are really pools of slithering snakes. The larger the Anaconda, the more it resembles a giant Garter snake. Holding a item and ripping off a movie line will cause a Anaconda to grab the item you are holding. Snake fangs can pierce metal, but one swing with a machete will smoothly seperate a snake from his neck. This one I was really surprised, a pool of snakes is EXPLOSIVE!!!



I have to say I enjoyed the movie, it was horrible, but entertaining.



Phil "Porkins"

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