This one here's a Brattler. You do know that Bullsnakes and Rattlesnakes have been interbreeding in the wild, right? Well, this is what you get whan that happens. It's a fairly dangerous animal. It kills by inflation. It gets the fangs from the rattlesnake parent and the hissing from the bullsnake parent. What it does is to bite, then start hissing and inflates it's victim like that. It's not funny. Stop laughing. How would you like to be stuck out in the woods with a leg as big as a truck tire? I knew one guy that was out herping and needed to...well...suffice to say he was bitten and inflated on the Gluteus Maximus. His butt got as big as a Buick. He looked like my Aunt Gussie, except for the hair and warts. He didn't have any of that. Fortunately he had Mexican for dinner the night before and was able to deflate himself.



Luckily, I manufacture and sell a Brattler Bite Emergency Deflation Kit. I just happen to be running a special this week. Just send me $1,495.62 + shipping and I'll send you your very own BBEDK. And, for a limited time, I'll upgrade it to the Pro model for free, normally a $1.39 value. Don't be inflated without one!
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