>>a straight pin? lol

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>>dang good price lol

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>>but seriously though...do bulls and rattlers actually interbreed?

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>>The reason mainstream thought is thought of as a stream is because it's so shallow. -George Carlin

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>>Battling ignorance one stupid person at a time.

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>>Current snakes:

>>0.1 Licorice Stick Black Rat (Lola)

>>1.0 Neonate Black Rat (het for Lic Stk's) (Frankie)

>>1.1 Texas Bairds (Jose and Rosa)

>>0.1 Blue Beauty (Brunhilde)



The kit consists of (in order of importance):



1. A fifth of Jack Daniels



2. My deflator, which is a high-tech device invented by me after many hours of research at the local bar. I can't reveal the trade secrets of the design, but even though it looks an awful lot like an 18 guage hypodermic needle that you can buy anywhere for 10 cents, that's not what it is. Trust me, I never lie except for personal gain or to get out of trouble.



3. A little round label in the shape of a bull's eye. You stick this on the affected part so you know where to stab with the deflator.



4. A wooden rolling pin.



5. A flare gun.



6. A plastic spork.



7. A roll of toilet paper.





I can't disclose to you in here the fact that Rattlesnakes and Bullsnakes do not interbreed because that would be devastating to the sales of my Deflator Kits.
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We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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