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CaptainHook2
at Thu Mar 24 08:34:07 2005 [ Email Message ] [ Show All Posts by CaptainHook2 ]
My wife will not let me put speakers or snakes upstairs in our living room. Speakers because she wants it to be a quiet place and the snakes because many of her co-workers/friends (who don't come over anyway) say they will not come over if they have to see the snakes. As you can see our house is ruled by a tyrant. She's 7' tall 350 pounds and eats a gazelle every morning for breakfast. Her hobbies include dragging the car around the block by a rope and torturing large mammals. When she speaks the foundation of the house fractures and if I even think to ask for a drink of water, whew I can't go on!
This blows! I have to keep the snakes downstairs in the entertainment area. I've been to Italy where I purchased several thousands of dollars in equipment like Yamaha, Bose and Klipsch. I can't give it the workout it deserves because the animals will suffer. Pray for me, please. My sails have lost their breeze 
Boy is she gonna kick my a-- when she reads this  ----- DZ
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -- George Orwell
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