Thanks to everyone concerning the babies.



True fishing story here.I was bass fishing in a contest recently and stood up to set the hook on a nice Bass.Yelled,"Get the net" as I knew it was going to be a good fish.My partner bent over to get the net and here is where it gets interesting.



I have absolutely no a-- whatsoever.I have thought of permanently velcroing some sort of doodad on top of my back and then having my pants custom made with a velcroe attachment.Anyway,I set the hook and my pants slide down to my knees.No freaking way am I going to lose the fish,so I continued to fight the fish semi-nude,unbeknownst to my fishing partner who is reaching for the net and who has his backside to me...uh...about a foot or so away.



Just then a tour pontoon boat,chocked full of old gray-haired women tools by,close enough to see that I don't have any pants on and that there is another bent-over old man in an unusual position,squatting down in the boat.I believe that "pervert" might have been the kindest thing that they yelled at us.I did land the Bass and it was 4 pounds,so it was worth it.



Actually,that wasn't nearly as embarrasing as the time my pants fell down in Wall-Mart when my wife placed a bunch of packages in my arms to carry to the counter.

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