One of my more memorable ant experiences was years ago when riding motorcycles in the desert with my husband and some of his raunchy, obnoxious friends, I stopped to pee out of sight behind a little knoll. Just as I noticed angry red ants crawling up my leg, the whole gang came bursting over the knoll whooping at me. My first instinct was to stand up and pull up my pants mid-stream, being a rather shy and modest lady at that time. The ants weren't too happy about this maneuver either. Try riding a motorcycle 100 miles back to camp in the desert in wet pants on top of ant stings. The only reasons the "boys" lived to tell about it is because they could ride faster than I could and I wasn't packing a gun. Ask any woman: "Penis envy" is not about sex--it's about not having to squat to pee on angry ants.
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Patty

Pahsimeroi, Idaho



4 D. auratus blue

5 D. galactonotus pumpkin orange splash back

5 D. imitator

6 D. leucomelas

4 D. pumilio Bastimentos

4 D. fantasticus

4 P. terribilis

4 D. reticulatus

4 D. castaneoticus

2 D. azureus

4 P vittatus

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