Now, before I post this cause I don't wanna get flamed...let me start by saying I'm IN THE PROCESS of applying for a state law enforcement job in FL...so it's just a joke, not meant to be offensive!

Guys out fishing and realizes he's really late and his wife is gonna be furious. He jumps in his truck and is just flying home. Tears across a bridge, and at the end is a cop with a radar gun, pulls the guy over...

Cop: Why the hurry?
Guy: Sorry officer, I'm late for my job.
Cop: And what would that be?
Guy: I'm an "butt"hole stretcher. People get problems, they come in and I stretch it out. Sometimes to a good 6ft.
Cop: What the hell do you do with a 6ft "butt"hole!?
Guy: You give him a radar gun and stick him at the end of a ....in bridge!

I don't know why, but I just love that joke and had to share it!
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