soon, we will be smoking barbecue pretty regularly, because I will be moving to Brownsville! I will be going to Tacoma Washington in the morning, so I am guaranteed to have a snowy ole time up there. I may stop and have a Corona with Santa! Oh, that reminds me; " Did I ever tell you about the time that I was driving my Big Rig through the Guyana Shield with Chelsea Clinton, Dom Deluise, two hookers and a keg of Milwauke's Best and a 57ft 3000 pound Anaconda in the back trailer?? " Heck of a story and one that is still told around Georgetown to this day. T.V. was there and we got into an argument about the Anaconda, he said it was a Rainbow Boa and the argument just kept getting worse, but after a few gallons of the " Beast " we started singing " Farewell and adoe to you fare spanish ladies " and fed Dom to the anaconda and T.V. finally said; " Only an anaconda could eat such a big meal! " So, all was well and our friendship blossomed.........Johnson Herp

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