I hope I get this in before AOL kicks me off of here.For some reason when I visit and start to post or click on,an AOL error doodad pops up and I get booted...not all the time,just most of the time.
Anyway,I fish Bass tournaments.I was fishing one a couple of weekends ago when this happened.First of all,let me explain that I had my gall bladder removed this Summer and if I get within 3 miles of food I am on the crapper..so I have lost weight this Summer.I also have never had an ass anyway,(I sometimes use a hand mirror to make sure the crack hasn't disappeared too).
Anyway,during this tournament,I hooked a really nice fish and the second I set the hook my pants fell off...all the way to my ankles.The fish got wrapped around some cover and I had to keep a tight line and I couldn't pull my pants up and it is against the rules to hand the rod to your partner.Just then a boat goes by..a pontoon boat full of women and little kids.They noticed...all of them.
We got the boat over to ther cover and I got the fish in and it flopped in the bottom of the boat.Both my partner and I made a dive onto the floor from our respective decks of the bass boat.I landed on the fish,he landed on me and another boat went by..we knew this one.. It was another tournament boat.It was hard to explain back at the weigh-in why my partner was lying on top of me and when I got up I only had my underwear on.No one was surprised that it happened to me though..they know me.
That was almost as emabarrasing as my exit from Wallmart on a Sunday afternoon with an armfull of rubbermaid containers,when my pants fell off.My wife didn't know if she should rescue me or run to the car and drive away.
