Need to learn to use this computer, camera, cell phone, IPOD, the list goes on.....
I know how you feel about these issues. I've come up with a few solutions.
Computer - I don't add software. If what I have does what I need, I keep everything as it is. I try very hard not to hear about anything else that I may need.
Camera - I bought a little "point-n-shoot" digital, but if I'm going to pay big bucks for a camera, I want one with full manual control. I want a button that I can push to make me think I'm still using my 70's era Nikkormat.
Cell Phone - I'm with Jay. It rings. I answer. I can also punch in numbers and click "Send."
IPOD - A recent college graduate at work showed me her IPOD a few months ago. I felt like a grandfather being shown his grandaughter's new toy. I had no clue what it did or why, but I said nice things because I thought that they were appropriate.
Blackberry - I don't need to be reminded that I'm late. I'll live longer without one of these devices.
Bill (middle-aged fart)
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