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Upon the purchase of my new 6' 2003 Arabasque Female 100% het albino, I've come to realize that I am in over my head financially. I cannot keep up with everything life is throwing at me in the way of my sports car (2000 Camaro SS), snakes, and women. So I have come up with a way to eliminate and consolidate my bills.

FOR SALE:

0.1 sub-adult girlfriend

-5'6", 20 years of age

- Result of a Mexican/Irish Cross-breeding, Very appealing to the eye

- Good healthy weight, thick, but not fat

- High Maintenance, not suitable for beginners

- Attitude like a chainsaw, happens like clockwork, I've noticed it to be monthly ovulations

- Strikes at will

- Sweet as can be when in need of attention

- Diet consists of anything that takes no less than 45 mins to prepare

- Very Stubborn breeder

- Comes with all essential supplies and paperwork forms of Identification

Terms Of Sale:
MUST TAKE OVER PAYMENTS!!!!

NP

This is an awesome post. Made me laugh out loud, and not just the LOL kind.
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Randall L Turner Jr.
Boas make the world go round.

LMAO... I second that nomination. High maintence is no good, male or female... especially if she isn't a good breeder. lol.
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1.0 Dumeril's Boa
...Not that the list will end there, got my sites set on a few others... snakes are highly addictive.

LOL. Nice post. I would tell you everything about my amazing sub-adult female but she reads this forum every now and then. I will tell you this. She loves to bask in the sun to show off her screaming colors. She hisses a lot but won't bite once you get her out. Whoa...I'm gonna stop right there. On a serious note. My girlfriend is awesome, she even enjoys feeding my boas. A few months ago she was bit while she was feeding a 4.5' female and she still has no fear. Gotta love it. I hope they don't remove your post.
Michael Burton

lol
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THERES NO BEAUTY LIKE THE BEAUTY OF A TRUE REDTAIL

best post ive read..np
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1.0 pastel 7'
0.1 suriname 7'
0.1 columbian 7'
0.1 columbian 2'
0.1 columbian 7'
1.0 burmese 10'
0.1 retic 12'

The couch isn't so bad, I would be in the garage, with no blanket. Good post Bro, made me laugh. Hope your stay on the couch is short!!!!!!

Rick & Sherry

Funniest post I've read in awhile! And definately deserving of a spot in the WIR!

Jason Gonzalez

a breeding loan would be out of the question?

Great post, had me laughing.
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Thanks,

Dave "Rainbows-R-Us"

0.1 Wife (WC)
0.2 kids (CBB)
4.12 Brazilian Rainbow Boa
2.1 Hypomelanistic BRB
0.1 Het for Hypomelanistic BRB
0.1 BCI "Elvira" normal from 1989
1.0 BCI albino / het-anery
0.1 BCI Hypo / het-albino
0.1 BCI Anery / het-albino
0.1 BCI Hypo (possible super)
1.0 BCI albino het stripe
1.0 BCI salmon hypo
0.1 BCI ghost

lots.lots.lots feeder mice and rats

Thank you to all who read it. Hope everybody got a good kick out of it. I do have a stupid question though, what is the WIR?

and for the guy who inquired about a possible breeder loan.... LMAO!

But then again, you started it. Thanks again for the good start to today, a good laugh is always welcome.
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Thanks,

Dave "Rainbows-R-Us"

0.1 Wife (WC)
0.2 kids (CBB)
4.12 Brazilian Rainbow Boa
2.1 Hypomelanistic BRB
0.1 Het for Hypomelanistic BRB
0.1 BCI "Elvira" normal from 1989
1.0 BCI albino / het-anery
0.1 BCI Hypo / het-albino
0.1 BCI Anery / het-albino
0.1 BCI Hypo (possible super)
1.0 BCI albino het stripe
1.0 BCI salmon hypo
0.1 BCI ghost

lots.lots.lots feeder mice and rats

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Jason Gonzalez