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I was visit[bleep] a friend of mine who just bo[bleep]ht a house. Well in the woods behind his property there is a [bleep]or[bleep]eous wetlands area.
Well, I have to say it is a toad haven there.

I was on his lawn loo[bleep] around and I saw a little hop at my feet. I looked down and tho[bleep]ht it was a cricket. I [bleep]ot closer and I saw it was a baby toad.
Then I saw another about 6 inches away....then another....then another. All of a sudden I saw toads EVERYWHERE in the lawn. No I wasn't hallucinat[bleep]. I suddenly realised how lar[bleep]e the numbers were and had to slowly tiptoe out to avoid stepp[bleep] on any!
The numbers were sta[bleep][bleep]er[bleep]....hundreds of em!

Possible the coolest th[bleep] I've seen in a while.

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Stop using the bleeps. It's not cute and this is not the place for it. If you have something useful to add to this site, post it without the bleeps.

laters,
Bill

Easy there.
As I said, It looks like I had a virus changing every letter g to a [bleep]...

The original message was relavent anyway...As I was saying...I saw literally hundreds of baby toads in the yard of my buddies house.
Pretty cool experienece

Anyway, the other fellow seemed to be making a funny

I get them at my house every year. Every time I mow, I walk around my yard with a little bucket and pick up toads. Most of the time I spend so much time picking up toads my grass gets a little out of hand. You know it time to mow when you can't see antlers any more. Oh yea, we get a few deer too.
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How to get your wife to like toads; 1.Get a male toad. 2.Get him to hug your wifes wrist (amplexus). 3. Tickle him so he chirps in protest. 4.Say "Awww, he likes you". Note; Make sure he pees first or you may receive bodily harm during this procedure.