Okay, so I don't advertise to my neighbors that I have a housefull of snakes, rats and mice. I keep it pretty hush-hush actually.
BUT~ The drive-way is the most convenient place to drain the pans I breed mice and rats in after I clean them. So, EVERY Monday I stand out in my yard scrubbing between 8-10 cat litter pans and at least 5 large cement mixing bins, then I drain them on the drive-way. Never really thought much about it, no one can see the rats or mice from the drive-way.....just the pans I am cleaning out. No big deal right?
So~ EVERY Monday for almost a year now the same lady walks past my house pushing a stroller, and every Monday we both smile and nod at each other as she strolls by. So yesterday, I noticed she didn't walk by as usual. I thought about it for a while, and thats when I realized.........
LAST Monday......I'm standing out there cleaning 8 cat litter pans when she walks by, and she asked me how many cats I have. Without thinking I answered "One.....why.....is he out?!?!" and then I started looking for my cat. (Okay, he is a mean cat, he bites. A lot. Hard. People have called the cops on this cat so I was really worried!) So after a while I found my cat, in the house.....he's fine.
WHAT is this lady thinking?
"Honey~ You know the cat lady down the street? Yeah, the one that is always cleaning a LOT of cat litter pans in her driveway? Yeah, today I asked how many cats she has.........she claims she only has one cat in there, and then she went all nervous and panicy about where that cat was..........."
I should expect a visit from the humane society and the DEA any time now huh?




