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Your thoughts huh. I would have thought that you could have done a lot better job than that. Someone who is such a model monitor keeper such as yourself and who could get in just about anywhere, including Oxford. Not to mention pass without even opening a book because you have telepathy and you know it all already without ever opening the book. You Clown You. I can see it now.

Andrew Owens, The OSMOSIS MAN, He's Simply Brilliant with powers of absorbing information without communication He's also known as.....The LIZARD KOOK who goes Koo Koo for knowing something someone else doesn't. Remember you are the man that is to smart to go anywhere to learn because you don't want to be an idiot like everyone esle who does go.......... Maybe you also go by another classic alias.........Here we go "The STATIONARY CLOWN MAN"......He just won't progress even if he has the chance"

How about you get the brown van, with the letters UPS on it, get a box or preferably a poster tube. Then put a poster of your absolute best GQ intellegent pose (with your clown nose) and send it on down here so I can use it for darts.

Or better yet, call one of those white sealed trucks and have the guys in the white uniforms put you in a nice little white jacket with your arms restricted behind you and take you to one of those houses where the loonies and you could bond and you could even give your classic clown remarks. They might enjoy your jokes a bit more.

I never even made a remark to you in the least bit. You had to come back and post some comments for your own personal gain to try to make a laugh. I never came to you saying anything. Period.

Sorry

1. Andrew Owen is his name.
2. They don't use straight jackets anymore.
3. And when you drop off a UPS package, generally its better to try to drop it off at some sort of package acceptance desk, rather than stealing one of their trucks
4. IT was a CREEEEPY clown, NEVER mess with clowns.
5. If he is Osmosis man, he's got some HELLA Osmotic Pressure going on.
6. You must be really insecure if you fly off the handle this fast, you should take a break from the forums and come back later.
7. Andrew never said he kept model monitors, he doesn't put them together, not even the snap together, no glue no paint ones, he has them shipped in alive.. unless you meant like.. model monitors as in the hot sexy kind on runways... his are kinda homely all covered in dirt and stuff, digging holes. Always knocked up. Fat and happy.. .not really model material.

You'd be less stressed if you could go relax take some time off and not reply to every thread within an 8 block radius. Always remember, Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win... you're still retarded.

Oscar

I got sucked in for a sec. The whole situation really ISNT funny at all.

I appologise for my momentary rudeness.

Michelle

Don't worry about it. I don't care. As a matter of fact I got a laugh out of it myself. See how easy things can be swirled around? But in this case it was more humorous than anything....