Hey,
When herping years ago with friends, I came upon a LONGNOSE snake. This is in the Anza Borrego Desert about 9p.m. at night. We moved it off the road but in the process, the @%*# thing not only secreted waste products all over itself, but a NOXIOUS mixture of both blood and fecal matter that
*****STANK** to high heavens and which the smell could not be removed, even with the use of valuable beer. (Guinness *) Needless to say the snake got deposited on the other side of the road(Read:flung) and we didnt pick up any more longnose snakes that night despite seeing two.
I eventually had to throw away the t shirt I wore that night, as I couldnt rid it of the stench.
Kinda sounds like your cal king story
A bite would have been more humane
LOL
Fred Albury