Well up until now I could still say that I was only giving the snakes equal time. They had their own room, food freezer, plates, bowls and bedding. Separate but equal. But I could still say that they weren't getting treated any better than me and my family.
Now I've stepped over the line and need to get help. The snakes now have their own air conditioner, the only one in the house. What's next, plasma hi def TV? Pilates classes?
Well it is a maternity ward, I guess I have to make allowances.
Oh well.

